1. The kinds of food they serve at breakfast are incomparable.
I mean, let’s get real: chocolate chip banana pancakes; cinnamon walnut pancakes; classic buttermilk pancakes; spinach and cheese omelets; bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches; breakfast burritos; Nutella crepes; almond croissants; French toast; home fries; sausage swimming in maple syrup; scrambled eggs; eggs Benedict; eggs sunny side up; fresh waffles with fruit and whipped cream on top… If your mouth isn’t watering by now, you are seriously disturbed.
2. Irreplaceable TV personalities depend on it.
Some of the best characters on television would not be here if it were not for breakfast—take Walt Jr. from Breaking Bad and Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation for example. Those shows would be nothing without those two supporting men, and those lads would be nothing without breakfast. Walt Jr.’s love of breakfast was so wonderful that it even went viral—how many references to…
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